So, there I was minding my own business ... transforming from one era of my life to another, when I woke up in the family home I grew up in in Elmhurst, Illinois. This is hardly breaking news. CNN and E! could care less. A Kardashian with an oversized backside I am not...

Back in the day ... I covered red carpet events. Like this gem from the Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers (may she Rest in Laughter!)